PLASTIC SURGERY, DEFLATEGATE, INFIDELITY: NIKKI GLASER REVEALS THE JOKES SHE DIDN'T TELL AT TOM BRADY'S ROAST
Today on Howard Stern, comedian Nikki Glaser revealed the jokes she held back on during Netflix’s The Greatest Roast of All Time last weekend.
“Tom, I love your work - that you've done on your face," said Glaser reading one of her cut jokes to Stern.
“Seriously, slow down,” she said gossip that Brady has had work done. “What is happening with your cheeks? You look like a Ken doll that was microwaved. You love deflating things, so stop.”
The comedian also had a joke about the NFL and CTE at the ready, alleging a massive coverup all “for the sake of men hugging each other in a Buffalo Wild Wings.”
Glaser did go at Brady on his divorce and ex-wife Giselle Bundchen’s current jiu-jitsu-trainer boyfriend.
“Tom Brady. Five-time Super Bowl MVP. Most career wins. Most career touchdowns. You have seven rings - well, eight, now that Gisele gave hers back. The only thing dumber than saying ‘Yes’ to this roast was when you said, ‘Hey babe, you should try jiu-jitsu.'”
One place she did not venture, however, was infidelity — even though she had the following quip ready for the mostly-male panel: “Thank you all for being here tonight and taking some time away from cheating on your wives.”
Given Brady’s reaction to M.C Jeff Ross, she might have made some good calls here.